ARE YOU A BREAD LADY OR A GARRI LADY?: I remember
a friend of mine telling me how he used to solve his
hunger problem in the days of poverty. He said he would
go to any market where they display different kind of
garri for sales. He would price it and take almost handful
of each kind of garri and eat it, 'testing' to know if the
garri is good.
He said he can taste like four kinds of
garri like that, and he won't buy any one. He would just
give one excuse either by saying the garri is not sour
enough or that he will buy it when he is returning. He
said by the time he has eaten four handful of garri, he
would just buy a sachet of pure water& drink and he
would be okay for that moment. I teased him that why
can't you do that if you are hungry and you wish to eat
bread. Then he said 'Eben, you want them to kill me. The
bread is inside a nylon oo and you can't take it without
first paying and once you tear the nylon, it mean you
have paid for it or you are paying for it.'.
This is the inspiration I got from this conversation. We
have this 2 kinds of single ladies today. We have 'Garri
ladies' and 'Bread ladies'. We have so many ladies today
that guys are just using their sexual organs to solve
their sexual hunger. You have dated 5 to 6 guys and
each of them have kissed you, sucked your breasts,
romanced you and they have the memory of your kissing
,romance and bedroom prowess with them. My sister,
you are a garri lady. It does not matter your academic
qualifications and social status. If you offer your body in
exchange for money, for academic grades, employment,
or any other favour, you are simply a Garri lady. If you
expose your breasts and other private parts of your body
just to get likes and cheap comments on social media,
you are a Garri lady. Guys are feeding their lust through
your body. And just like that my friend would do, when
that your boyfriend, boss, suger daddy and Facebook
fans are done with you, they will dump you. They know
you are not good to be a virtuous wife.
On the other hands, we have ' Bread ladies'. If you like,
label them ' mumu ladies, or call them ' suegbe ladies'
but they are wiser than you if you are a garri lady. They
preserve their body and have made a vow that who so
ever will 'tear their nylon' must be the man that have
married them. They are not 'outside' like a displayed
garri.
By Pst Ebenezer Diyaolu
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